Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Either way, it was hilarious then, and it is hilarious now. This sign was unacknowledged and uncorrected for over 5 years in a Terre Haute-area Chinese restaurant.
The funniest part is, on the wall next to the sign, they usually had ads for English lessons.
I assume they misspelled it to discourage travelers from finding the city of dirt.
Only in Terre Haute can you find a sign that actually promotes drinking and driving...Gear up for the Diesel Extravaganza!
...Um, let's not and say we did... How about that?
I think I am going to stay in and avoid the mindless rednecks... You have fun though.
Sunday, August 29, 2010
Saturday, August 28, 2010
What's up with that!?
More Terrible Terre Haute Parking
Friday, August 27, 2010
Keeping the religion and theology debate out of it, let's entertain for a second that there is an omnipotent God that's pulling the strings of this hot-mess we call planet Earth...
Do you really, honestly think that he/she would speak to someone via a billboard? ...In Terre Haute, Indiana? ...To tell people to feed the sheep/people?
...Wait did God just call you sheeple? lol
More redneck, Christian fear-mongers speaking as if they are acting out God's will... Awesome! That's just what the Mid-West needs!
I like that there is no sponsor, logo, group, or web-address; just some crazy, deluted Hautian who actually thinks that he is speaking as God. That's... sort of frightening.
3rd Street Billboard (since taken down)
My first thought was, "Poor mailman!"
(An actual mailbox in Terre Haute)
The sad thing is, if you manufactured these and sold them in the Mid-West, they would probably sell like hotcakes.
You laugh, but I bet the first person who pitched the idea for a nut-sack to hang off of the back of your pickup truck was laughed out of the meeting!
Special thanks again to MLS!
If every person on earth lived like this, the world would be such a beautiful place!
The Moral of the Story:
Don't get me wrong, America is a great place and we have many freedoms that allow us a lot of leeway to live our lives the way we choose, but why would you choose to use those liberties to make your yard look, literally, like a dump?
Moreover, how have they not been cited by the city to clean this mess up?!
If you throw trash in your yard, what's to stop you from pouring motor-oil or other hazardous chemicals into your yard, and in turn, the water table?
Sure this is funny, but this type of behavior is a slippery slope...
WTF, Terre Haute!?
Special thanks to MLS!
If you are going to go through my garbage, please don't throw it in a 10 foot radius of my garbage can! Ok? Fair is fair.
The teams of dumpster diving meth-heads cause way more damage and chaos than raccoons, stray dogs or any wild animals for matter.
My question is: WHY!?
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Either this guy robbed the wardrobe of Pirates of the Caribbean or a gypsy lady's house...
Whatever the case may be, WTF!? How much crack does one have to smoke to... *sigh* Never mind!
Picture taken on 7th street near Poplar.
At least this Hautian would prefer to be over-dressed, rather than under...
However, from what I can gather, they don't like Obama... Or the English language?
Make sure your message is in English before you go and plaster, "ENGLISH ONLY," on your car.
(Picture from Terre Haute K-Mart)
Just look at these two.
For those of you who don't know, these two creepers regular stand out in center of Indiana State University's campus and "preach" at the students, faculty and staff. More... Creepiness from day one?
By preach, I mean they scream at passers by, outlining the reasons why they are going to Hell, of course. Sometimes they are alone. Sometimes they work as a team. Either way, they are always equally offensive to Christians, Jews, Muslims and atheists alike.
They insult men by calling them, 'homosexual-gays.' They insult women by calling them, 'whores' and 'prostitutes.'
They cannot be reasoned with. Their logic or rationale cannot be discussed.
Basically, they are above all criticism.
From what I understand, they both have been removed from campus for various reasons; one of which was allegedly groping women as they passed by.
Yet, somehow, they are always back to instigate, frighten and generally creep out the student body.
Basically, a couple of top-notch Christians just here to pass along the "Good Word."
"You're going to HELL! SINNERS!"
WTF, Terre Haute!? SUPER CREEPY!
Where do you even begin analyzing this photo?
I still... am speechless....
A thousand words is not enough... to illustrate the trashiness.
Why do I get the feeling the number of children you have is an inverse relationship to your IQ level in Terre Haute?
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
"Screw that liberal yogurt and Obama vegetables...I am going to the Rally's to get me a double-cheeseburger! I'd elect a cheeseburger President, because at least I am sure it is 'Merican."
The consequences of a Terre Haute Fast-Food diet, when your ass gets so big it collaspes under its own gravitational forces and nothing can escape...
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Usually the conditions that would bring someone to an E.R. are usually sort of time sensitive.
They could have just avoided this whole FAIL by just leaving the digital reader off of the billlboad and just put '30-min Promise.'
WTF, Terre Haute?
Monday, August 23, 2010
This has to be the product of dropping out of school in the 9th grade (or even before).
Even if we leave the aesthetic appearance of the sign alone (which we really shouldn't), where do we begin?
The spelling error, the lack of coherency, the lack of punctuation, or the handwriting of what appears to be a child?
After seeing this, it is really no wonder whatsoever that we are behind the rest of the developed world in education.
GO AMERICA! (and Terre Haute)
However, I guess you don't need a formal education to make meth and pop out a litter of kids every 2 years.
Found at a Terre Haute drive-thru:
Sunday, August 22, 2010
Hundreds, if not thousands, of Haute kids sat on this man's lap to tell him what they wanted for Christmas.
Saturday, August 21, 2010
Terre Haute's Facebook page refers to itself as, "Terrible Haute."
However, it would prefer you call it, "Hautie."
I call it: Hilariously honest!
Friday, August 20, 2010
Terre Haute's best and brightest doing... whatever it is they are doing here?
Apparently rednecks like to make and breathe black smoke.
Awesome, what a productive use of resources!
...So much for going green... The hillbillies hate it, so stop.
Really!? Only in Terre Haute can an individual be stabbed by a pitchfork, only to be shot hours later.
Special Thanks to our many group contributors.
Thursday, August 19, 2010
I watched as this particular idiot became infuriated when his loud, big, disgusting diesel truck wouldn't fit through the car wash. He proceeded to yell, insult and swear at the 70 year old man who works there and then began to yell at his white-trash female counterpart in the passenger seat.
As I tried to figure out the logic here, I thought he maybe expected the old man to miraculously rebuild the car wash while his white trash bride made him dinner... ? I don't know.
Then, the most predictable thing happened. He revved his engine a couple times and blanketed the car wash parking lot with a plume of thick black smoke. As he sped past the old man, myself and a couple other patrons he made sure to show us all the middle finger.
"Fuck you car wash people. How dare you gawk at my childish outburst. Taste black smoke!" (Vroom!)
WTF, Terre Haute?
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
You can't take the Honky Tonk out of the Woman? Really?!
I'm pretty sure you can. And I'm also hoping it was never there in the first place.
This moron was walking down 7th street on campus screaming the lyrics to a country song.
The topper was, he didn't even have headphones on.
Sorry for the shaky video. I was almost floored and excited to catch such a redneck outside of his natural habitat.
So, I decided to start a blog to chronicle the sometimes-trashy, always bizarre, uniquely Mid-Western city, known as Terre Haute, IN.